Jazz Snob, Eat Shit

Sorry about all the neglect. I'll make it up to you, Baby, I promise. First, and less-than-least-most; here's another "music" project I've been working on sporadically. Can you believe that both "Jazz Snob" and "Jazz Knob" were already things? You can? Right, I guess I should have guessed. Anyway, check it out. More to come coming in a more comely matter.

Nothin Ain't Worth Nothin

 

   Ballad of a One-Man Band by Dr. Brazil

So roughly a year ago I started telling people that I was going to start an "alt-country" project called Nothin Reitz. Sometime after, I guess, I sort of did that. I've spent the last few months recording a six song demo (or whatever you want to call it), and you can download it from Bandcamp if you're inclined. I also decided I'd make a handful of real-life, touchy-holdy, CDrs for my friends - with hand-drawn covers and an extra, copyright-infringing, track with a dude from my other band, Sam Neill. I'm not sure why I did any of this, exactly, but there it is. BRB, changing name to Noone Kares. Really though, I'm pretty excited about it all. I'm looking into playing out at people eventually, and I already have another couple of songs in the works, so... hey.

Free Nothin; take one.

Declare Sonic Warfare

  Defense Authorization (LRAD Mix)

By all means, re-mix/sample/deconstruct/transpose for your own purposes. Make it danceable, make it sexy, make it worse. Do something.

Declare sonic warfare.

Sources: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckhiLn8b5s // http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSMyY3_dmrM

Update: Devastating redux courtesy of Omaha Industries:
  Defense Authorization (Never Surrender Remix) by Omaha Industries

 

Idle Threat

Ears twinge, stumbling toward a distant clamor. Looming heat weights down any effort to reveal temporal source. First in sound and later sight; still obscured, it seems to beckon then retreat. Some animal locomotion dividing consciousness from perception knows not to whom the chasm belongs. It draws itself wider and the air breathes a tired requiem. Curiosity drowns in the wake.


I'd like to write more. I'd like to do a lot of things.

Komander Panick & The Illegitimates - Cosmonauts from Planet Jazz

Here's a jam my dude Stevens and I recorded a few years ago(?) - free improvisation, lowest of fi, weird stuff. We've got quite a bit more along the same lines if anyone is interested, and I intend to post some of the more widely palatable tunes I've worked on at some point.

Komander Panick (ov Omaha) - guitar and effects

The Illegitimates - additional guitar

Track list:

1. Statement and Bylaws (4:52)

2. Clubber Comes On Hard (19:26)

3. Rapestove: The Stove that Rapes People (15:01)

(total runtime 39:19)

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